Ever. Leaving home without my electronic translator falls under the top 10 dumbest things I could do in Japan. Yet I frequently forget to put it in my backpack. Yesterday was the exception.
We don't have the luxury of Fry's Electronics, Best Buy or Radio Shack around every corner here in Yokohama. So one of my greatest fears is losing a necessary cable to an electronic device, then deciding whether it's worth the standard 2-12 week wait for an online order through our military postal service. Our MP3 player turned up short one USB cable, and I decided to brave the psychedelic Electronics section of our local Yamada department store in order to retrieve one.
Packaging for various electronic devices and cables still astounds me, even in my own language. So picture what it's like trying to find a non-standard USB connector in a foreign country where electronic variety...lots of it....is the norm, never the exception. Clutching my translator in one hand (with the single translated word "cable" typed in) and my MP3 player in the other I was sent from one floor to another (and back again) for my comical cardio workout.
Sometimes logic doesn't really help. I finally gave up on the sales assist and just stood in the middle of the aisle wondering "where would I be if I were a USB cable"? And, bam! The whole array of 120 USB cables magically appeared right behind me. And right behind the first guy I asked. So I snuck around him and managed to start my cable inspection, but not before he saw me and started to profusely bow and apologize for sending me on a two-floor quest.
This is new to me. Having to shoo a salesguy away for being too nice isn't something we often experience in the states. I briefly contemplated typing in the "go away kid, you're bothering me" equivalent in my translator, but settled for a big smile and a wave of whichever USB cable I managed to grab nearby in order to convince him that I was all set. This, of course, wasn't the one I wanted, but it bought me time to find my dream cable. This took all of 3 minutes. Well... 3 minutes, 4 saleclerks and a few escalator laps -- but I finally purchased the holy grail of USB cables for 530 yen.
A fine experience, complete with an electronic victory, for about 5 bucks. Score one for the American Housecat.
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